Showbiz Round-Up: Tamara Covers Herself in 50s, Lindsay Works at a Morgue and Ashton Cheats on Demi

Monday, October 24, 2011 Andrea Lo 0 Comments



Some things that have caught my eye this week.

TAMARA ECCLESTONE BUYS LIMITED EDITION NUDE PHOTOGRAPH OF HERSELF COVERED IN MONEY

Tamara Ecclestone, heiress to a multi-billion F1 fortune, 'wants to be known as Tamara rather than Bernie Ecclestone's daughter'. Naturally, she reinforces this by filming a reality TV series titled Billion $$$ Girl, and does a photo shoot (see above) where she is covered in £50 notes worth £1 million (US$1.5 million).

The 'limited edition' photos were done by infamous photog Tyler Shields, who has shot many a Hollywood former it-girl from the yo-yo dieter's icon Mischa Barton to jailbird Lindsay Lohan. Ecclestone was pictured buying a blown-up version of her nude pic, presumably to hide the shame of no one else wanting to buy it.

LINDSAY LOHAN NARROWLY ESCAPES JAIL TIME, CLEANS SHIT UP IN A MORGUE



Lindsay Lohan has been in and out of court more times that I eat egg fried rice, so I won't comment on how she has ended up with her fifth mugshot in four years. In an interested twist to the story, Freckles managed to find herself having to do her hours in a morgue, which is basically a cop-out for everybody involved because presumably, none of the correctional facilities in the Los Angeles County area actually wants her in their cells. Nonetheless, Blowhan was seen being led away from court in handcuffs, and her latest mugshot was then swiftly leaked to media outlets everywhere. I don't know who I should feel more sorry for: the people who work in the morgue or the family of the deceased, who have to turn up there and be forced to look at Lindsay Lohan.

Check out Lohan mugshots from over the years here.

ASHTON KUTCHER CAUGHT CHEATING ON DEMI MOORE



Reports have surfaced of Ashton Kutcher cheating on his cougar wife of six years, Demi Moore. 'Trusted sources' are quoted as saying that the marriage has been dissolved due to a series of infidelities committed by Demi's toy-boy. A model Kutcher allegedly slept with named Sara Leal has been whoring herself out to the media ever since the story broke, which I guess is pretty solid proof that she is not in this for fame or money.

Anyone else here think this is all just a PR stunt to make him come across more like Charlie Sheen? People have basically stopped watching Two and a Half Men ever since Kutcher replaced him.