Worst Chat-Up Lines Made Based On Race

Saturday, November 12, 2011 Andrea Lo 0 Comments


Dear creepy white guys,

If you are hoping to pick up an Asian girl, please do not subject her to the following chat-up lines [as I had been subjected to in the past]. Not only are they patronising and irritating, they also most likely will not help you get laid.

Yours sincerely,
Anonymous Troll

'I don't normally go for Asians, but you're pretty fit for an Asian.'

'That's your real name? I thought your name was Lucy Liu.'

'(On the phone) Mate, come over now, there is a hot Chinese girl here who looks like Lucy Liu.'

'You sound so English. I've always wanted to get with an Asian girl who speaks proper English.'

'Excuse me, can I ask you a question? Do you have family from somewhere originally?'
'Doesn't everyone...?'
'Oh it's just I thought you might be Malaysian... (Mumble mumble)'
'I'm not.'

'(Shouts at friend) MATE! MATE! Come and check out this fit Asian!'

'You look like my Mum.' [Half-Chinese guy]

P.S. I do not look like Lucy Liu.

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