How to Correctly Identify Basic Bitches

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 Andrea Lo 2 Comments


People keep asking me what being a basic bitch means.
If you have to ask... you are one.

Basic Bitch
(noun)

A pejorative term used to describe an individual who displays cliche, conformist or otherwise predictable character traits. The antithesis of a basic bitch is referred to as a “bad bitch.”
 Know Your Meme

A painfully dull and average person who thinks they are set apart and above their peers by wearing something like the latest Abercrombie and Fitch winter coat.
 Homolife.com

A bum-ass woman who think she the shit but really ain't.
 Urban Dictionary

Read on for identifiers below...


BASIC BITCH IDENTIFIERS

1. Short, tight dresses
Courtney Stodden

2. Excessive flirtation
To get free drinks

3. Loud, shrieking noises
When they greet another BB

4. Chain smoking
Usually bitch sticks, a.k.a Basic Bitch Sticks

5. #Selfie
#Living#the#Dream#Gurlz#Night#Yolo


6. Bitching
'She's slutty because she's vegan'

7. Fad diets
Including, but not limited to: juice cleanses, probiotics, chia seeds, raw food, baby food, anything that involves being gluten-free when one is not a coeliac

8. Twerking
The Miley Cyrus way, and thinking that she invented it

9. Reading the Daily Mail
And believing it

10. Fake Tan
Spray, lotion, gel, sunbed

I am guilty of:
4, 5, 6, 9, 10

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