Heidi Klum Divorce: Sealed Fate

Tuesday, January 24, 2012 Andrea Lo 0 Comments

Reports of German supermodel Heidi Klum and British singer Seal's divorce have been confirmed by the couple themselves, stating the usual Hollywood rhetoric of separating despite having spent many happy years together, and 'continuing to love each other'.

The news is guaranteed to devastate men everywhere who are looking to punch above their weight. I might be slightly biased against musicians, I have always personally found Seal to be out of the his former Victoria's Secret model wife's league. Not to mention, TMZ is now reporting that Heidi is bidding auf wiedersehen to her soon-to-be-former husband due to his 'anger issues'. It isn't your wife's fault that she is better looking than you; you should just suck it up instead of taking it out on her.